day is numbered

Dateability Ratings

Backed by the wonders of modern science, we've concocted a foolproof, data-backed scale for relationship desirability. Why trek the Wild West of dating when we've already...

...what's that? You want to see our methodology. Of course. Just one second.

It's here. It exists.

...hold on...

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character.
- On a scale from 1 thru 10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 the highest, our lab rats, UHM, excuse me, volunteers will grade your character's "dateability."
- We'd argue that this procedure isn't, in fact, subjective and "a total trainwreck." Please try to stay neutral in the face of real science.

Zaddy

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Hugs

"i'd cuddle that" meme

for all the fluff lovers out there + fans of platonic cuddling, too!

🫂 comment with your character.
🫂 bakerstreet answers the burning questions for today's informed citizens: is your character cuddleworthy?
🫂 they'll let you know. because you were dying without this vital feedback.

See me in da tub

character(s) i'm thirsty for

don't be ashamed. we've all got them, characters we just...man. they're great. love them. chef's kiss. couldn't be more perfect. of course, we don't always have a reasonable excuse to tag them, and that doesn't quench our thirst.

so why wait for a reason? just admit to your character crush! whether they're a castmate, crosscanon who'd be a perfect fit, or a total rando that wouldn't meet your blorbo in a thousand years, there's no more need to vaguepost on rpanons about characters you wish would notice you.

tell us here. this? this is a judgement free zone. be as thirsty as you want on main. and maybe, just maybe, your prince/ss will come.

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[meme] gen

city at night meme.

— city at night meme

You've got the world around you yawning with potential, possibilities fanning out before your very eyes—after all, they say the city doesn't sleep at night. The skyline's illuminated with glittering lights, and even now, the streets are bustling with activity. So here's the real question: where are you at this hour?

( additional prompts located under the cut! )

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the room you can't leave until...

The Room You Can't Leave Until You [x]

A strange trope from the corners of Twitter and Pixiv that relies on the fact that sometimes the most in-character way to get what you want from characters... is to force it.

Two characters are stuck in a room- usually a completely featureless room- with a sign that steadfastly declares the door to the room will not open unless they complete a task. The task can range from something harmless and embarrassing to something full out R-18. Some people enjoy playing up the sadistic captivity of whoever would arrange such a thing while others just enjoy the premise as an excuse.
There's a lot of flexibility so be clear about anything you do/don't want to play out!

Level 1: Nothing but Talk.
1. Tell a Secret
2. Reveal Your Dark Past
3. Compliment the Other Person
4. Confess Your Love

Level 2: Let's get Physical.
1. Hug
2. Kiss
3. Princess Carry
4. Wall-pin (kabedon)

Level 3: We're Getting Spicy!
1. Make-out
2. Fondle a chest
3. Admit Your Kinks
4. Read-aloud a Bad Porn Script

Level 4: Flat-out Explicit!
1. Mutual masturbation
2. Give head
3. Try a new Kink
4. Have sex

Obviously these aren't the only options out there. Feel free to make up your own and label for sexual/violent content!

Got a canon-specific one? Put it in your toplevel! Really got something you want to play out? Put it in your toplevel! Only looking for the general levels, nothing remotely sexual? Put it in your toplevel! See someone not playing what you like? Mind your business and make your own toplevel!

♫ I've got another confession to make

Confessions Meme

Ever want your character to say something-- but they just... can't... get it out? Certain situations call for dirty laundry to get aired out. So now's your chance!

1» Confessional: Maybe it's a member of the clergy, a professional, a loved one, or just a stranger on the street. But you can't hold back what you're keeping inside any longer.

2» Spur of the moment: Whoops, you didn't mean to say that. Well. I guess now's as good as any other time to say it right?

3» Death bed: One or both of you are dying, and now is the best time to say what needs to be said.

4» Drunk: Nothing like a few good drinks to get the mouth rolling.

5» Truth serum: Maybe it's something you just drank, an injection-- or the very air you're breathing

6» Under duress: Perhaps the truth needs to be forced out of you.

7» Just can't keep it in: It's been weighing on you for too long, and now it needs to be said.
8» wild card: Anyway you want it~

Rules:
»post up with your character
»respond to others
»use RNG if you want. Don't if you don't.
» CONFESS YOUR SINS

texting in a general way

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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! meme round up

Weekly meme round-up: Jan 19 - 24

Quick links
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Mod contact also available at

bakerstreetmods. Meme posters can tag their own posts. Additional tags can be requested.

For different versions of memes, ie shipping, smut, or gen please space them out by a week (7 days), or more.
To clarify the two week rule: repost dates are counted as fourteen days after the day a meme is posted. The posted day is not counted as part of the two weeks. ie. reposts will generally go up on the same day of the week.
Just a reminder: when linking to a meme hosted off bakerstreet to include the name of the comm explictly in the text of the meme somewhere please.

Please consider using a cut for long posts and sensitive topics.

(Quick how to here)

Comments, corrections, questions, etc welcome. Check the problem thread for meme takedowns/deletions.

When linking off-comm, please remember to state the linked comm's name somewhere in the post.

Timezone check (See the time HERE)

For 2026, the third sundays of the months are:
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TFLN posting time - for the upcoming week (Jan 30, 2026) please post the meme in the morning timeslot, comm time.

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smutty pictures

smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

everyone posting their butts

rate that ass meme

rules;;
- comment with header: character | canon | prefs
- comment with a link to an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
- profit???

Flirty text starters

flirty text starters

how to play
- top level with your prefs + etc.
- another character texts yours with one of the below starters (or one of their own!)

[ 📲 sms: ] i hate everyone. but not you.
[ 📲 sms: ] want to make a beautiful memory together?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'd rather do nothing with you than something with anyone else.
[ 📲 sms: ] netflix? chill? both?
[ 📲 sms: ] can't stop thinking about you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you're my favorite veggie. a cute-cumber!
[ 📲 sms: ] i adore you. that's all.
[ 📲 sms: ] you make me a better person and i'd like to keep improving.
[ 📲 sms: ] it's cold today. can you warm me up?
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm into curves, and my favorite is your smile.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day is more fun when you're in it.
[ 📲 sms: ] you were in my dreams last night. wanna hear?
[ 📲 sms: ] you were the first thing i thought of when i woke up.
[ 📲 sms: ] i already miss you and can't wait to see you again.
[ 📲 sms: ] what would you do if i were with you right now?
[ 📲 sms: ] hey stranger. stop being a stranger.
[ 📲 sms: ] this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow?
[ 📲 sms: ] nobody understands me like you do.
[ 📲 sms: ] i wish you were here with me.
[ 📲 sms: ] you never text first. i can’t tell if you hate me or if you’re playing hard to get.
[ 📲 sms: ] which emoji makes you think of me?
[ 📲 sms: ] want to have this conversation in person?
[ 📲 sms: ] i don’t have anything interesting to tell you, but i really wanted to talk to you.
[ 📲 sms: ] everything makes me think of you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't sleep. i blame you.
[ 📲 sms: ] surprise! i got you flowers: 💐
[ 📲 sms: ] i can't help but smile every time your name pops up on my screen.
[ 📲 sms: ] you look so good right now. i can’t actually see you, but i assume you look good because you always do.
[ 📲 sms: ] even over text you're so charming.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm smiling just thinking about getting to see you later.
[ 📲 sms: ] my day would've been a lot better if i'd gotten to spend it with you.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm really glad to have you in my life.
[ 📲 sms: ] i could talk to you all night.
[ 📲 sms: ] just thinking about falling in love with you. i'd do it all over again and again.
[ 📲 sms: ] you mean the world to me. don’t ever forget that.
[ 📲 sms: ] i'm so incredibly lucky to know you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you get more beautiful every time i see you.
[ 📲 sms: ] you are my heart.
[ 📲 sms: ] you’re single. i'm single. i feel like this is a problem we can solve together.
[ 📲 sms: ] thinking a lot of things about you i can’t say … but i could text.

Pain and Panic, Reporting for Duty!

Some of the coolest threads come from just putting characters in situations! This meme is a chance to do just that.

How to Play:

No blank top-levels. Put a "don't panic, but..." statement in your top-level. Examples:
- "Don't panic, but my father's coming and I need you to hide me."
- "Don't panic, but everyone's throwing up."
- "Don't panic, but I think something just exploded around the corner."
- "Don't panic, but there's someone following you."
- "Don't panic, but your shoes clash with that purse really badly."
Respond to other people's statements. Maybe you can help them. Maybe you can make the situation worse. Maybe you can't help but panic.
????
Profit

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

Here I am, stuck in an elevator with you~
LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

The TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR Meme
There you are, minding your own business when you have to get on an elevator. Maybe you're on your way to work or home. Maybe you're out running errands. Maybe you're visiting someone or some other various reason.

It's just a box that goes up and down until it doesn't. It suddenly stops and now you're stuck. Uh-oh.

How to play!
⬧ Post a top-level comment with your character and why they are taking an elevator that day. Try not to leave a blank comment.
⬧ The options are almost endless! Is your character claustrophobic? Is the elevator in dire need of repairs or is it standard maintenance gone awry? Has the power gone out? Is it a trap? Any hanky-panky happening? What's going on?
⬧Have fun! Maybe you'll make a new friend or a nemesis. Who knows?

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obscure canon: musicals

canon is we will rock you. cross-posted at dear player.

Oi!

[ there’s a decidedly unimpressed scowl set firmly upon her brow, arms crossed and skinny hip cocked - all sharp angles and pointy edges. prickly and snarling and annoyed; perhaps a front to hide the discomfort of nerves simmering in her gut. ]

As much as I enjoy the thrilling adventure of being plucked from home and put in this… quasi-Globalsoftian database or whatever all this is. [ it rears up again : the chill of fear trickling down the back of her neck. she squashes it with a toss of her head and gnash of teeth.] Are you actually planning to do something with me or is this all a passing lark in the virtual bloody park?

[ a stomp of a booted foot to make her point. a beat passes. her arms unfold so her fingers can fiddle with the hem of her skirt.]

I don’t like to leave Gaz alone for too long. The boy is near useless without me.

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and on fridays we tfln

tfln wayback machine

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it was rare, i was there

rare muse meme!
rare like a unicorn get it? ...i tried.
originally posted here, i think.

( this thing is huge, so here's a cut )

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[meme] picture prompt

late pic prompts.

THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME

How to play —

— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
— Reply to them with a setting or text thread based on the picture.
— Link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
— Be aware that this meme will be image-heavy.

All the shades of green

The Lover's Jealousy Meme

Jealousy is an ugly trait, you know.

People have different levels of comfort when it comes to their significant other or person they're with. Some trust implicitly, knowing that nothing will come between them. Others try to be tolerant, though supposed hints keep them feeling uneasy. Still others, being hurt in the past, can take every little thing as a slight.

However, there isn't much wiggle room when someone makes a pass at your lover right in front of you.

And, to top things off, your partner didn't react with the right amount of disgust. Maybe they were trying to be friendly and polite, and surely they HAD to realize that they were being flirted with. It was a complete bald-faced attempt.

Even if you're the most patient, understanding person in the world, this has to get your dander up. Nobody would expect otherwise. So, how will things go down from here? Will you try to get over it? Repress it and let things bubble out into passive aggression? Get angry? That last one may make matters worse -

Oh, forget it. Did you see the nerve on that one?

Jealousy is an ugly trait; it's also a natural one.

r u l e s

Comment with your character and preferences.
Mention if you're more interested in playing the jealous party or the party that's been hit on.
Play out your threads. Awkwardness, anger, angst, and make up fluff all encouraged here.

Zoo Meme

Post with your character, canon and any prefs

Pick a Prompt and Tag! (OR pick a prompt in your top level! Drop your character’s favorite animal maybe!)

Thread your shenanigans!

( We're going to the zoo, zoo, zoo! )